Calvin: My life needs a rewind/erase button.

Hobbes: And a volume control.

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Calvin: I've been thinking, Hobbes.

Hobbes: On a weekend?

Calvin: Well, it wasn't on purpose...

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Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool.

Hobbes: What fun is being "cool" if you can't wear a sombrero?

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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace?

Calvin: Too few role models.

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Calvin: My internal clock is on Tokyo time.

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